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Quotes About Family

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you!
~ Mark Mackey, Summer Aldens
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...
~ Bill Cosby
It wasn't fair, he thought — Aaron having no family and Tamara having her scary family and now Jasper. Soon, there would be no one left for him to hate without feeling bad about it.
~ Cassandra Clare
Like I tell our kids, 'Your Mom isn't always right and I'm not always right. But together, WE'RE ALWAYS right!
~ J. Thomas Steele
But he didn't have to listen to his father. Taking after your father was optional, wasn't it?
~ Howard Jacobson, J
Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. "Christ, how can our family be mankind's best hope?
~ Natasha Larry, Common Descent
That creature's staying?' It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)
~ Richelle Mead, The Ruby Circle
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
~ M. Beth Bloom, Drain You
I smile thinly, to make it clear that this will happen when hell turns into a family friendly summer resort.
~ Lauren Beukes, Zoo City
You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about 30 days, when I was 18 years old!
~ Becky Lewellen Povich
Mother and wife are saints, If they are not together
~ A G Maran
Mother are wife are saints, If they are not together
~ A G Maran
When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.From The Wife Drought
~ Annabel Crabb
Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes...
~ Helen Fielding
The saddest realization I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment.
~ Amy Schumer
I'm sure my parents must be proud. Or horrified. Or are bitterly arguing about whether they're proud or horrified, and have already hired lawyers to resolve the dispute. -Hayden Upchurch
~ Neal Shusterman, UnDivided
Toys have taken over my family room. I watch Mary Poppins, and no matter how many spoonfuls of sugar I eat, action figures won't march into a bin with the snap of my fingers.
~ Barbara Brooke
Ottilie Weber, Family Ties
~ Lord of the Muck.
What do you think of Christmas?""I like it, " she said. "I think we should have it every year.
~ Liz Flaherty, One More Summer
He's lost it. Our son is insane. Or on drugs. Or maybe not on enough drugs.
~ Ransom Riggs, Library of Souls
(talking about his father) 230 pounds of nickels in Sears slacks.
~ Bruce Springsteen
Xavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together.' Saul frowned, then corrected himself. 'To be fair, you and Zed. Just try not to add to them tonight.
~ Joss Stirling, Seeking Crystal
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"..."Sadie, " My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
~ Rick Riordan
Are you sure you weren't adopted?""Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.
~ Jana Deleon, Unlucky