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Quotes About Family

Bercelak's kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons, reading, talking, or setting things on fire with small bursts of flame.
~ G.A. Aiken
That's your mom, right?" Pathik smiled. "She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night.
~ Teri Hall, The Line
I'm a mother, " said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.
~ Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys
I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.
~ Carl Barât
Nobody loves me but mama, and she may be jivin too.
~ B.B. King
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.
~ Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job
Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one!
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.
~ Chloe Neill, Blood Games
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......unless that tree's growing on top of a hill.
~ John DePrey
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
~ Martin Mull
The grown-ups, or maybe I should say the parents, ate in the dining room.
~ Ann Darby
It was deflating to realize how much my own family's quality of life might improve if I replaced myself with a Fundamentalist stay-at-home daughter.
~ Quinn Cummings
Nice to be born in this universe. Thanks dad and mom.
~ Nodas
You must feed them, Anne, else they eat their toys.
~ Susan Kaye, None But You
Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two, " she said.
~ Kate Atkinson, Life After Life
Have you noticed how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen look nothing alike, and yet they both manage to look exactly like their father, Martin?
~ Ken O'Neill, The Marrying Kind
Wait." Stefan's voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. "What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed th
~ L.J. Smith, Midnight
I'm creating a self help show called Self Talk. I'll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law.
~ Ryan Lilly
You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
~ Lois Greiman, Unmanned
It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb luck, concepts I was introduced to while still in the womb.
~ Toby Speed, Death Over Easy
Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.
~ Samuel Butler
I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.
~ Victor Borge
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
~ Demetri Martin