Quotes About Competition

Business is the most exciting game.

... the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds

And he's lost both right front tires.

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.

The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

It's literally murder on the dancefloor.

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.