Quotes About Competition

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.

Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'

It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're #1" T-shirts.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen.

I was always the funny-looking girl. I couldn't compete with the Brazilian girls. My nose is off, my ears are too big. But I think it's my personality that these designers were drawn to.

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place.

We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. Pat Williams When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it's a coach's dream - X vs O.

Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

First blood is mine.Last blood counts for more.--Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls.

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.