Quotes About Dessert

As one who appreciated the tragic side of eating, it seemed to him that anything other than fruit for dessert implied a reprehensible frivolity, and cakes in particular ended up annihilating the flavour of quiet sadness that must be allowed to linger at the end of a great culinary performance.

She had this recipe for strawberry rhubarb pie that would knock you on your ass.

The flavour of cabbage is seldom welcome in a dessert

I fear that we shall be obliged to leave this pudding

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes.

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills."

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

a pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion. Then I think that I should refuse outright to die, for life would be too good to relinquish.

One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

It's delicious like my favorite treat! It's definitely good to eat!

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!

Well, it may be north, but near Niagara Falls we have a microclimate that lets us produce ice wine, from grapes picked very late when they have shriveled and frozen. They make a wonderful dessert wine. It's very concentrated, so we sell it in small bottles.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning