Quotes About Trust

My father told me the only thing you can trust in this world is yourself, so I didn't trust!

A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.

The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.

Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

A good friend never lets you do stupid things alone but a best friend never does any stupid thing alone.

A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.

My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them.

You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.

Faithful Girls Cry The Most.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.