Quotes About Trust

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Please, dear God, don't let me fu.. up.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human promises? That is a peculiar condition of society which enables a whole nation to instantly recognize point and meaning in the familiar newspaper anecdote, which puts into the mouth of a distinguished speculator in lands and mines this remark: -- ''I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two millions of dollars.''

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.

Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.