Quotes About Trust

We have to always hope in humanity that people will make the right choices.

A realistic recognition of the human condition is that it is corrupt beyond belief. What do you suppose would happen if the police all took a week off?

I shall not commit the grievous sin of losing faith in Man

The moment you betray your heart is the moment you lose everything.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.

Being patted is what it is all about.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.