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Quotes About Work

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way.
~ Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
~ Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~ Mark Twain
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
~ George D. Prentice
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
~ Doug Stanhope
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
~ Charles Dickens
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
~ E. W. Howe
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
~ Dorothy Gish
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
~ Zig Ziglar
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
I held a nail in place and slammed it with the hammer. Best. Chore. Ever.
~ Unknown
It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production.
~ Unknown
I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.
~ Erin Heatherton
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
~ Henny Youngman
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
~ Robert Benchley
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
~ Steven Wright
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
~ Douglas Adams
Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!
~ Daniel Nayeri, Another Faust
Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.
~ Unknown
. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.
~ Terry Pratchett, Making Money
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
~ Eraldo Banovac
Don't confuse efforts with results....
~ Unknown
No work or love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.
~ Alan W. Watts