Quotes About Work

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.

I work until beer oclock.

No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!

Women should earn equal pay for equal work.

Who casts to write a living line, must sweat

To open avenues to political place and power for all classes of women would cause [the] humble labors of the family and school to be still more undervalued and shunned.