Quotes About Balance

"Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it."

I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.

"No weekend, all weakened."

Waste Management was based in Chicago, but I lived in Ft. Lauderdale and for 10 years had to commute to work – catch the 5 P.M. Sunday flight to Chicago and the midnight return flight on Friday.

Friendship is a two way street not a one way road.

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.?

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.?

Without Sunday, I wouldn't know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.

"Work hard, nap hard."

I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, 'Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.

Greed is good until it affects someone's Need…

It's our greed to extract more and more from good that turns it into evil.

Happiness is a place between too much and too little.

There is no path to happiness: happiness is the path.

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life.

There is no way to happiness – happiness is the way.

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony.

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive – I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'

Limit your "always" and your "nevers."

Eat before falling in love.

Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.