Quotes About Balance

Life's too short for chess.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

I work until beer oclock.