Quotes About Balance

Sometimes I have to stand on my head to see things as they are, when the world seems so upside-down that this is the only position in which anything makes sense.

Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health.

Discipline weighs ounces, regret weighs tons.

Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

The only exercise I take is acting as pall-bearer to my friends who have indulged in strenuous exercise!

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

All mothers are working mothers.

Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me.

What, is he who walks prone upon his face better guided than he who walks upright on a straight path?

The borrower is servant to the lender.

Sewing forever, housework whenever.

When I learned to sew, I forgot how to cook.

The path of humanity is always coordinated with heaven and earth in the alternation of movement and stillness. Human energy is always in communion with heaven and earth in the alteration of exhalation and inhalation.

Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.

Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work.

His legs of iron, his feet part of iron and part of clay.

Wind over lake: the image of Inner Truth.

The nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance.