Quotes About Paradox

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

Humor (is) intrinsitc to Christianity.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

There's two heads to every coin.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

I washed mud off of mud.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do.