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Quotes About Beards

It was passed on by the hook-nosed herdsmen of the grasslands, from the dwellers in tents to the dwellers in the squat stone cities where kings with curled blueblack beards worshipped round-bellied gods with curious rites.
~ Robert E. Howard
The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow.
~ Robert Lynd
And also, you've been stuckoo on an islandoo for a long time with only beardedoo guys who talkoo funny and bowoo down to you," Hades said, and then laughed. "That's gotta get boring after a while.
~ Joan Holub
Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown.
~ Anonymous
When wheat is ripening properly, when the wind is blowing across the field, you can hear the beards of the wheat rubbing together. They sound like the pine needles in a forest. It is a sweet, whispering music that once you hear, you never forget.
~ Norman Borlaug
Mothers hate beards.
~ Anne Tyler
By contrast, inductive logic usually (though not always) goes from the lesser to the greater. "I have five friends who have white beards; all five are over fifty years of age; therefore all men with white beards are over fifty years of age.
~ Arthur Herman
Mubarak was adept, as were many other U.S.-backed dictators, at playing the sane middle to the 'lunatics with beards' he so often used as bogeymen to guarantee the support of foreign allies.
~ Mona Eltahawy
I love the beards and the cars and the girls and the different guitars, but I'm not at all caught up in the image thing.
~ Dusty Hill
The original purpose of the beards was to help with the wind when it's blowing in your face. When you're out there in the woods hunting like we are all the time, we found that facial hair helps you to stay a lot warmer.
~ Willie Robertson
Every spring, this happens: People discover hockey when daylight lasts longer and men grow beards and tie games do not end in shootouts but rather continue until a goal is scored. The seventh game only heightens the mood for players and fans alike.
~ George Vecsey
Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!
~ Neil Leckman
I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.
~ Robin Thicke
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.
~ Stephen King
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.
~ Stephen King
Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards.
~ George Santayana
The newspapers recommended preparations which hastened the growth of the beard, and twenty-four- and twenty-five-year-old doctors, who had just finished their examinations, wore mighty beards and gold spectacles even if their eyes did not need them, so that they could make an impression of "experience" upon their first patients.
~ Stefan Zweig
There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.
~ George Augustus Henry Sala
the kind of beards which make you look like you've glued a racoon to your face. The
~ Michael Marshall Smith
Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.
~ Brandon Sanderson
In the fifties, no one wore beards. In Eisenhower's day, as in the time of the Founding Fathers, all chins were smooth, while during the Civil War, beards were as common as sepsis.
~ Donald Hall
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.
~ Terry Goodkind
All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.
~ Terry Pratchett
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
~ Phil Robertson