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Quotes About Beards

I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is not fun. I like beards and the ease of them.
~ Chris Pine
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an earthy, rock-and-roll look like the Kings of Leon or the Killers.
~ Donatella Versace
I got into beards right in the middle of the hipster boom.
~ Aaron Taylor-Johnson
The Zionists indeed learnt well from the Nazis. So well that it seems that their morally repugnant treatment of the Palestinians, and their attempts to destroy Palestinian society within Israel and the occupied territories, reveals them as basically Nazis with beards and black hats.
~ Norman Finkelstein
There are bearded fools.
~ Old saying
When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.
~ Paul Rudd
Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards.
~ George Santayana
Ideas are like beards; men do not have them until they grow up.
~ Voltaire
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
~ Christopher Moore
You can measure time in days, weeks, months, or beards.
~ Author Unknown
It may be that most men do not care how they look, so long as they do not look ridiculous, and their conception of looking ridiculous is that they should look different from anybody else... In regard to shaving, the view of the conventionalist is that it does not much matter whether we shave or grow beards provided we all shave or grow beards at the same time, and ninety-nine men out of a hundred are conventionalists.
~ Robert Lynd, "Beaver," 1922
Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
~ Thomas B. Macaulay
The Zionists indeed learnt well from the Nazis. So well that it seems that their morally repugnant treatment of the Palestinians, and their attempts to destroy Palestinian society within Israel and the occupied territories, reveals them as basically Nazis with beards and black hats.
~ Norman Finkelstein
The ship's barber, another specialist, was deceptively named because trimming beards
~ Laurence Bergreen
Anyplace you walked, massive lengths of Spanish moss draped from overhead branches like an endless cavern of ZZ Top beards.
~ Tim Dorsey
The two guys who ran the place, always in Williamsburg hipster uniforms of short-sleeved shirts and neatly trimmed beards that looked stuck on with spirit gum, paid, as ever, no attention to anything but the food and the money. Tallow imagined that every night they counted their money and prided themselves on having not made eye contact with anything human.
~ Warren Ellis
In the Middle Ages, church and secular powers often forbade Jews to trim their beards in any way. Why? To be certain that a Jew could be identified.
~ Leo Rosten
The Silverlake Conservatory is a nonprofit music school in Los Angeles where we teach music, mostly to kids, but to people of all ages - people who are old, people with beards, all kinds of people.
~ Flea
Because a fellow can see ever now and then that children have more sense than him. But he dont like to admit it to them until they have beards.
~ William Faulkner
Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
~ Don Drysdale
You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards
~ Vic Reeves
Beards grow out so fast that if you shave every day, there isn't much of a window for anyone to use them against you—and shaved stubble is too diffuse to make a decent channel anyway.
~ Jim Butcher
I've always been into bearded dudes.
~ Kesha
Al Qaeda has overplayed their hand. What the al Qaeda do when they go into a town or village or a neighborhood inside a major city is they get a stranglehold on the people themselves. They force the men to wear beards and the women to be properly costumed and essentially completely covered up.
~ Jack Keane