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Quotes About Father

I lost my father this past year, and the word feels right because I keep looking for him. As if he were misplaced. As if he could just turn up, like a sock or a set of keys.
~ Mark Slouka
Pino's head swung slowly back and forth. "But where will I go to . . ." "See her?" his father said. "You go to where you were both happiest, and she'll always be there. I promise you that.
~ Unknown
They shared a long silence. "What do we do, Father?" "We have faith, Pino. We have faith and continue to do what is right.
~ Unknown
Seeing them butcher the dead . . . I don't know, Father . . . It makes me question my faith in mankind, in people being good deep down, not savages, not like that.
~ Unknown
Your father is a wise man," the cigar trader said. "Music. Wine. A cigar. The small luxuries of life are how we survive what the mind can't fathom.
~ Unknown
Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.
~ Brent Weeks
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.
~ Moby
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
~ Dave Barry
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
~ Tracy Morgan
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately
~ George Bernard Shaw
From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!
~ Jenna Bush
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
~ Mike Myers
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
~ Milton Berle
My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.
~ Mindy Kaling
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
~ Peter Jacobson
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
~ Steve Coogan
Mother, you have my father much offended.
~ William Shakespeare
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
~ Holly Hood
Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella
~ Krista Alasti, Taming Shadows
Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.
~ Unknown
My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.
~ Joan Cusack
My father gave me some advice when I was very young - whatever someone tells you in the future, don't forget Pele is the best.
~ Jurgen Klopp
Make us eternal truths receive, And practice all that we believe: Give us thyself, that we may see The Father and the Son, by thee.
~ Charlemagne