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Quotes About Father

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
~ Rodney Dangerfield
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
~ Peter De Vries
My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
~ Chic Murray
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
~ Abraham Lincoln
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
~ Unknown
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
~ Unknown
Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
~ Piet Hein
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Josh Billings
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
~ Billy Connolly
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
~ Jay London
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton
~ Chic Murray
Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife to keep. Adam poor father of creations best Your first taste of sleep was your last of rest.
~ Matthias Claudius
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
~ Enid Bagnold
Wishing all fathers a very Happy Father's Day. You're wonderful, what would we do without you?
~ Unknown
Dad you taught me the love of a father. In your arms I was always safe. You taught me selflessness. To you I am forever grateful. I love you dad.
~ Unknown
Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad.
~ Marla Maples
A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.
~ Unknown
Preacher tell nigger that God is man and baby. Then he say that God is baby in December but man only four month later. But then he say God is father and he is son and he is spirit. That sound like he breed himself to get himself, then kill himself. White man God perplexing like the white man.
~ Marlon James
Gun Court lockup. He would still be there if Daddy didn't
~ Marlon James
Our Spiritual Father, O Holy One, reveal your Kingdom. Unveil the spiritual, so that it is as obvious as the physical. We trust you to provide our physical needs. Free us from guilt. Forgive us as we forgive others. Lead us beyond temptation. Deliver us from evil.
~ Unknown