Quotes About Sex

But I think we often settle for sex when we want love. And we often want love when we need something else, like a good job or a chance to go back to school.

I have made myself exceptional. It is a wonderful game, is it not? Because I am exceptional, anything I achieve does not reflect on my own sex, for of course I am not like them. Strange, though, how that division seems to vanish when we are speaking instead of my shortcomings. Then I am a woman, like any other.

When people try to evade problems you first have to ask if it is not just laziness. Jung once said, "Laziness is the greatest passion of mankind, even greater than power or sex or anything." (p. 77)

We tend to connect bad food and bad habits with romance and sex.

As Calcutta smells of death and Bombay of Money, Bangkok smells of sex, but this sexual aroma is mingled with the sharper whiffs of sex and money

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I'm married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband at least once a month.

la mujer identifica el sexo con la conciencia. Allí puede estar la mayor culpa, la mejor felicidad, el problema más arduo.

Sex is the glue of relationships, Caitlin, and it's what life is all about. It's the opposite of death, of giving up, of getting swamped by... What's out there. See it as symbolic.

Sex and the City 2, a movie which goes some way toward justifying the global resentment against America and the English-speaking world.

In the next picture, Reagan is saying, "Haley, have I ever told you the one about the two Episcopal preachers?" "No, sir, Mr. President." "One of the preachers said to the other, 'Times have really changed, haven't they? I never had sex with my wife before we were married, did you?' "And the other Episcopal priest said, 'I don't know, what is your wife's maiden name?

She was like having our own nanny, the Sex Nanny Sent By Satan.

Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?' -Flintstones Vol. 2: Bedrock Bedlam

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.