Quotes About Sex

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasn't changed since the time of di..ens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman.

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow. It is our imperial sex theater, supreme temple of the western eye. We live in the age of idols. The pagan past, never dead, flames again in our mystic hierarchies of stardom.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

A woman is handicapped by her sex, and handicaps society, either by slavishly copying the pattern of man's advance in the professions, or by refusing to compete with man at all.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.