Quotes About Humor

No one will ever accuse James Carville of taking himself seriously.

There comes a time in every man's life when he realises he will never be James Bond.

Jane Austen is very amusing.

I'll be a janitor in 'Crazy Rich Asians 2.' Let's do that.

You should hear the guy who dubs me in Japan. I like him the most. He has a high squeaky voice.

My daughter's first sentence was, 'Dada no hair.' And I was, like, 'No Jasmine, Dada does have hair, Dada just shaves his head.'

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that.

I just love watching 'Andaz Apna Apna.' Every single time, I end up laughing so much that my jaws start hurting.

I think Jay Leno is fantastic.

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

It was liberating to do comedy. It felt like playing in a jazz band.

I know David Walliams did 'Blankety Blank', and when he did that I was so jealous. I would have loved to have done that. It's sort of my sense of humour.

We didn't get along, me and Bill Murray. But I've got to give it to him: I don't like him, but he makes me laugh even now. I'm also jealous that he's a better golfer than I am.

Jeff Garlin is essentially my dad.

I wish I was as smart as Jeff Bezos. He's just a large-brained space alien.

I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.

I love Jennifer Saunders, the 'Absolutely Fabulous' creator.

As much as I would have loved to look like Jennifer Aniston in 'Friends,' that didn't happen. And I really tried! I hit that gym! I got a flatiron. But it didn't happen.

Jennifer Lawrence can play me. We look exactly the same.

For a comic to put a public performance in jeopardy for a snickering little laugh - no, no, no, I don't believe in it.

When I first saw 'Broken' Matt Hardy, I thought to myself, 'Umm...' I actually said to Jeremy Borash 'Why is he talking like that? Is he trying to make an accent and it's coming out really bad?' And then it kind of grows on you and it's just funny as hell, at least for me.

I loved 'The Jerk.' That was my favorite movie.

When I'm writing, quite often I start having a good time when I see there's a chance to make myself look like a real jerk. I start chuckling and having an interesting, rather than a boring, time.