Quotes About Humor

A friend of mine is a chef in Bali, and another friend said, 'God, he's like Brad Pitt,' and I said, 'Yeah, I think he's more like arm Pitt,' 'cause, you know, 'Brad Pitt' would be a bit of an overstatement.

Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate!

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

We all grew up with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray.

I actually like and love Chevy Chase.

It amuses me when I'm described as 'chic.'

I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever.

'Robot Chicken' was one of my favorite shows.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

I am basically a walking McDonald's chicken nugget.

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

I love chickens. Everyone loves chickens, don't they?

I'm definitely one of those chicks who want to be in a relationship. I need somebody who can make me laugh and entertain me.

Growing up in bars might sound like child abuse. And if it does, then you're what my mom would call 'Protestants.'

Everyone has material about cats, and everyone has material about family and what they think about their government or childhood.

I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.

My husband's chill.

I'm about as Chinese as Herbert Hoover.

I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue.

My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials.