Quotes About Humor

I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it.

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

I know comedians who go on weird day trips in order to have random experiences they can talk about. They'll go on their own to Thorpe Park waiting for something hilarious to happen. That's really sad.

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.

Stand up comedy is an odd way to make a living, one that is regularly tinged with both triumph and despair.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies as well as the triumphs.

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I don't think too seriously about anything, neither does my husband and my son. When we are home, we are constantly laughing over some trivial matters.

Light, trivial comedy does not appeal - it is not something I go to see.

My ambition is to learn to play the trombone. My wife pulls my leg about it. I'll find time, my neighbours might not appreciate it but I'm going to try.

We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast.

I never saw a painting that would not be improved by the addition of tropical fish.

It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their backs with their hooves in the air.

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Instead of eating, I do Botox. I have about 1,100 pounds of Botox all over my body. It's a body Botox and if it ever cracks, I'm in trouble.

I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most of the things in a jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realise that most of the things I say are in jest.

I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown, so my teacher sent me out into the hallway to punish me. It was there in the hall that I began drawing 'Captain Underpants'. Soon I was making my own comic books about him.

I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.

Inserting my personal brand of humor is something I have at times had trouble doing - but I feel like I've been learning about it a little more, how to do it, and how it helps my songs.

Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance.

I was always one who was clowning around in school and getting in trouble.

The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer to smash a butterfly.