Quotes About Humor

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

Laughter is a Trojan horse to enter into direct contact with the unconscious, strike the imagination, and trigger visceral reactions.

It was humbling to play Mark Ashton. He was a political activist and a humanist, and there is incredible conviction in his vision. But when you're telling a political story, humour is crucial; otherwise, it can be in danger of becoming a bit preachy, and the audience can feel like they've got an agenda coming full steam at them.

I wanted to do something I could show my grandkids and say that this is my comedic vision.

I'm riding my man Obama. I think he's a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date he took Michelle to was 'Do the Right Thing.' I said, Thank God I made it. Otherwise you would have taken her to 'Soul Man.' Michelle would have been like 'What's wrong with this brother?'

Mas por que agora?", pergunto, tentando colocar minha nova pergunta com graça: "Parece-me que você estava com aqueles móveis havia... hã... um bom tempo?". Wendell ri. Não escondi muito bem o subtexto. "Às vezes", ele diz, "as mudanças são assim".

was more to a guy than a handsome face, a chiseled body and a big penis. Having a great sense of humor and the ability to carry on a meaningful conversation definitely counted for a lot.

In that moment, the possibly deceased naked cowboy was the cherry on top of the dung cake that was her life.

Dear Lord, had he seen her cheetah-print panties?

He took hold of her chin with a thumb and forefinger. "Hold still. It will be over in a sec." "That's what she said," Kasha deadpanned. Chuckling, Axel shook his head. "You look all serious and quiet and then you drop these little humor bombs so unexpected that they sail over most people's heads.

There are three ways to argue with a woman. None of them work. —Dutch Callahan

What scale do you rate them on?" "I don't rate my lovers at all. Do you?" "You mean other than small, medium, and large?" she quipped.

Too stale for the day-old bakery, so serve them to the wedding guests. Gotcha. My Big Fat Redneck Wedding.

We laughed harder than the humor deserved, which goes to show you no matter your age, you're closer to adolescence than you think.

People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.

He met Austin's gaze over the top of Faith's head. "I sure hope your baby is a boy." "Reckon we need to even things out a little, don't we?" Rawley gave him a brusque nod. "We men folk are sorely outnumbered." Austin laughed, remembering a time when that was exactly what Dallas had wanted: more women out in West Texas. -Austin and Rawley

I almost envy your horse," she said, "because these thighs hug him all day." -Rebecca to Jake

Come now, Olivia, where's your sense of humor?" Jack asked. "It made a hasty departure when you entered my life.

You're three years older than I. That hardly makes you an ancient crone. Besides, I prefer my women seasoned.Hmm.She arched a brow.With salt or pepper?A little of both.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

My father would say things that make no sense, like, "If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me."

It is a fact too little known, but as far as I am concerned undeniable, that Providence has a great sense of humor, and of course, the best!