Quotes About Humor

I'd rather be called lightweight than serious any day.

You can't worry too much about what you think the audience wants to hear. You just have to hope that you're a likeable enough person that what you're saying will relate to other people, so they can laugh at it as well.

Planking is not as easy as you think, but it was very addicting to do in public! I liked the fun attention from the people when planking.

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

I'm sure I've said some pretty bad pick-up lines.

Of course I have been watching 'Derry Girls!' Series, link and record! Everything shuts down when it is on the TV. I'm like 'Nobody speak.'

Ain't nobody got time for crusty lips.

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

There is less difference than you would imagine entertaining little children and entertaining adults.

I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Back off or the lizard gets it!

I have this very simple logic about life that it should not be taken too seriously.

We have a need to make people laugh at things they'd never thought about, make them laugh at things that aren't logical.

You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.

You can't do every movie - although I do a lot of them - and the thing I'm longing to do is... it's not that I think I'm funny... but I long to do a situation comedy.

I've always had fun looking forward, seeing where technology is going, and finding interesting ways of applying that to comedy.

I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do for an actor, I am looking forward to the challenge.

I'm very much looking forward to getting back on the road - there really is nothing like performing stand-up in front of a live audience.

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.