Quotes About Humor

I was voted Most Likely to Make a Teacher Retire.

In high school, I was voted 'Most Humorous' in my senior class.

Being voted the world's sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets. It's not quite as cool as Brad Pitt, but it'll do.

When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people 'me.' I go, like, 'Oh, these mes voted for Trump. This me is begging for change. This me is driving me to the airport.' I find that useful instead of going, like - because it's so pleasant to go 'you.'

American voters tend to make their decisions based on a variety of vectors. Professional political satirists employ rather more scientific criteria. Namely: who will provide us with better material over the next four years?

People have been trained to believe that comedy is the five- and 10-minute segments that you see on TV. But in 10 minutes, you can't really talk about yourself.

I was raised in the '90s. I love 'Seinfeld.'

In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing.

I took the 'Seinfeld' tour of New York once - and if I think about it too hard, my brain explodes.

I love 'Seinfeld.'

Even when I watch it, I laugh, because I think, 'That's me! I'm on 'Seinfeld.''

I've seen every episode of 'Seinfeld.'

I like my smart-aleck self.

I like to play the guy that has no self-awareness.

People love self-deprecating humor.

I'm self-deprecating because I'm British, and that's what we're supposed to be. I'm sure if I was American, I'd tell you how great I was.

I'm self-deprecating - always.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny.

If I've got a confidence problem, it's that my self-esteem is entirely too high.

The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.

I wish my name was Cobb. Then they would send over a Cobb salad.

If I can make someone laugh while sending a message, that's the best lesson.

I believe God, too, has a sense of humor.