Quotes About Humor

We knew we were different, even from our elementary school days. We were the class clowns; we engaged with people differently. We knew there was something out there that was meant for us.

I've never gone to comedy clubs.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

I'm not clumsy, I'm accident-prone!

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I think the key to working with my husband is that collaboration in comedy is best.

We thought why don't we just make ourselves the marks of the show. Have our three friends turn the screws on each of us and let the collateral embarrassment be the source of the comedy.

I'm not really as cool and collected as 'Mrs. Funnybones', but she is the woman I want to be.

I started doing stand-up in college.

Just because I have a sense of humor and use bright colors, people always say it's 'camp.' I'm just doing my thing. I think of it as art.

There are two or three ways to combat homophobia - one is through humor. The second is to put a face on it.

I think a lot of people, when they don't quite fit in in the world, use humor to combat that and to find their place in society.

I spent a lot of time quasi-fascinated with characters who were super-dumb and super-cocky. I always liked that combination.

I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked to combine this Barbie with a dry, sarcastic man.

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

I'm just a comedian. That's all I am. If you find me funny, good.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

I always wanted to be a popular comedian.