Quotes About Humor

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

A year living with your parents when you turn 30 has been ripe for comedy.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

When you roast yourself, it makes everybody else comfortable.

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

I'm not really great at writing things down unless for a roast or a particular event.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

People think I'm Rob Brydon a lot.

Nobody ever wrote better about domestic things than Robert Benchley.

Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

The audience always looks for a change. After a spate of action, and romance, now they want to laugh.

In 1998, it was possible to make a big-screen romantic comedy about email. Yep, email - the same medium we often think of now as boring and even annoying.

I'm always trying to perfect the romantic comedy, though.

Ron White is pretty great at what he does.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

I saw Alan Davies on a show from the London Palladium and he did a nice routine about having kids or whatever. I couldn't do that.

My routine isn't so much dreaming up the comedy as just seeing what happens to me. I seem to be leading a very funny life.

My comedy routines have always been about the health of the nation.

Seeing a woman project the kind of aggression that you have to project as a comic just rubs me wrong.

I'd be a rubbish policewoman in real life.