Quotes About Humor

Shawn Michaels is one of those wise-cracking guys who would say a smart comment to you, but then if you face him, he would run and cry somewhere.

I got one comment that I had a lot of double chins. I just laughed at it. I do have a double chin, so that's legit.

I don't take myself as seriously as I did when I was playing, and it works, and I think people see the self-deprecation in my commentary.

Comedians play off of social commentary.

I love commercials.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

The more you try to look sexy, the lamer it is, so you just have to commit to the comedy.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I went to Duke, which is... a Top Five school. Not community college. But whatever.

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.

I try to laugh as much as possible and enjoy the company of people who can make me laugh.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that.

I want to be funny and interesting and compelling.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me.

I don't think Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell fear competition from me in their arena.

I take comedy very seriously, and I feel very competitive.

A lot of men are competitive about being funny.

The thing I gravitated to was being the class clown. It was very competitive.

I haven't found anything to complain about. But being Scottish, it won't be long.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

The rules of comedy are, don't complain, it's a brilliant job. You complain, and you're seen as losing touch with reality.

Let's admit it; the only use for complaining is to make people laugh.