Quotes About Humor

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

I can't do most things, if I'm honest, but cooking I definitely can't do.

My poor cooking is legendary among my friends.

My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true.

If I had to say something, it would be 'Lighten up. Be cool.' There's just so many buffoons out there.

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

Comedy is a cool thing, because, at least in my experience, if you're good at it and people know, they'll find out about you.

Sarah Cooper sounds like a character on 'The O.C.,' who was written out in season two, and it's like she moved into my body and gentrified my whole personality.

I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school.

I think when you're coping with grimness perhaps you do get sillier and more escapist in what you want to see at the theatre.

Comedy is a coping mechanism, and it helps us stay alive.

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

I like the idea of getting money from corporations to do funny bits as long as they don't meddle.

My films are comical films. They are made to laugh at. They are comical - and scientifically correct.

When I do jokes that maybe are seen as social commentary, I research them to the nth degree. I probably do more research than I do actual joke writing. I want to make sure what I'm saying is correct.

Comedy is counseling.

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.

No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business.

I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did.

Having a sense of humor is a part of being courageous. It's a source of strength.

ESPN takes itself very seriously, but for some reason, I'm allowed to be the court jester.

In high school, I could get beaten up all the time, or I could be something better. I became the court jester.

My cousin Dwayne was really the first person who was like, 'You're funny, man!' I was like, 'OK, sure.'

I'm not temperamentally into high comedy. I'm not a Noel Coward kind of girl.