Quotes About Humor

My dad was great. He was very droll, very dry.

I am not a serious daddy. I am a very cool daddy.

I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle.

I laugh at myself on a daily basis.

I probably carry a fair amount of sarcasm in my daily life.

I pull my material from daily life.

I get all my U.S. politics from 'The Daily Show.'

We're pretty down-to-earth at 'The Daily Show.' Everyone is pretty sane. We don't party crazy.

And there's no way I'm going to do Dame Edna.

I can't dance and I can't sing too well.

I can't sing or dance.

I've never danced while driving, nor put on makeup.

I'm not a trained singer, I'm not a trained dancer.

I think by now everyone knows I am a terrible dancer, but I am an equally terrible singer.

I realized I'm a very, very white dancer.

I'm a terrible dancer.

My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I was at lunch with some friends one day, and we looked down at our table - blond pasta, blond pizza - and then someone joked, 'Blonde salad,' and it stuck.

Ever since I was 2 or 3, I loved to perform for people. I would walk up to another table in a restaurant and crack a joke, sing a song, do a dance, or something entertaining, and the 'audience' would almost always smile and laugh.

Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her.

When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table read or on the set, it's like the sound of a snap snapping into place.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because under the table, I'd say, 'Don't say that!'