Quotes About Humor

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me.

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

Ribbing is a part of wrestling. That's the way they show a fondness for you - they play practical jokes on you. They put your wrestling gear in plastic bags and throw it in the shower. Just stupid stuff.

Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.

One year at the SAG Awards, somebody practically knocked me over, and it was Helen Mirren. She was like, 'Oh my God - is it really you? I'm your biggest fan.' I was like, 'Wait, aren't you supposed to be home reading Shakespeare or something?'

I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews.

In those of us who have the mysterious ability to amuse others, it is usually the case that even before we were aware of our own abilities, we had become practiced at laughing more than other children in our social circle.

I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

Well 'Impractical Jokers' isn't really a prank show, because the joke is on us. We make ourselves look like idiots in front of the public. So the public is mostly confused about what is happening.

I kind of want to start doing some prank calls.

I actually find prank CDs pretty annoying.

I prank my manager. I tell him I've lost my passport, or I've lost my case, or I hide his case. He is so gullible, he is the most gullible person ever.

Youre not exactly going to do a prank on the hardest player at your football club, when you know hes going to give you a wallop.

At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving people a good time. I am enjoying the ride.

We give each other a hard time, but no pranks.

I joke every day, pranks, sometimes.