Quotes About Humor

The woman who runs the Pennsylvania Innocence Project told me that there's a man she's been trying to get out of prison for 26 years. Every night before she goes to bed, she thinks, 'What is he doing?' She says you don't sleep. And yet, she has the greatest sense of humor and this light that comes out of her.

The prisoners eyed the clothes some time, and laughed a good deal among themselves before they put them on.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor.

For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

No matter how many frustrations come along, or how many problems arise, I never lose the feeling of how lucky I am. I'm so pleased to be doing a job that makes me laugh every day. I'm aware that it's a huge privilege.

Making comedy is a privilege, so you should be doing something no one else can do. That's when it feels like art; it's a personal expression and it's being done in a unique way.

It's such a privileged thing to say, but I'm still that same lazy person!

I'm very lucky to be a comedian, and I feel privileged that people come to see me in the expectation that I will make them laugh.

It's a wonderful honor to win an Ignobel Prize.

Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

I want to stay proactive and keep having funny material online.

The camera is no one's friend - you have to leave your problems at home and make people laugh. That's never an easy thing to do.

A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly.

I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the depressing news that I'm processing.

I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia.

Billy Connolly is probably the greatest stand-up this country has ever produced and he swears all the time.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing.