Quotes About Humor

My dad says I was an extra in 'Die Hard.' I think it's true.

Most of the comedies I've done have been rather farcical and extravagant.

'Scary Movie' is very broad, and the reality is extreme.

It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.

No, I was not born with a monocle in my eye.

But I don't have any eyebrows.

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

I think the charm of 'Fable' was in the feeling of the world and definitely the humor.

The thing about 'Fable' is that it was such a rich world. It was, well, what the name says it is. It's all about Fable and Albion and this idea of legends and humor.

Chris Rock, I think is pretty brilliant, and Amy Schumer's fabulous.

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do.

You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.

I still get blokes who say, 'Oh you hate men, don't you?' And I say, 'No, I just hate you.' I really love doing that, just to see the look on their faces.

The really funny comedies to me are always the ones that are played the straightest or given the most emotional content. And when people start making faces and setting things up and commenting and winking at you, I don't find that to be very funny.

I mostly do faces and sounds. That's what I do. Comedy doesn't have to be art.

Never make your actors do comical faces. Let them be serious and let the situations make people laugh.

I know how to play comedy when it's needed. So even when it's really not there, my facial expressions are really great. I have a lot of facial expressions in my face, you know.

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.

The one factor that determines how people get along best is a shared sense of humor.

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

Basically, I thought I had nothing to lose so I'd try my luck as a stand-up comedian. So even if it all failed, I was at the bottom of the food-chain anyway.