Quotes About Humor

I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow.

I've done the Hoboken Comedy Festival. It's cool.

I don't, for the record, have a Tweety Bird fetish.

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

Very few people took sordid things and made comedies out of them.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

But when I'm nervous, I deflect a lot and it's very easy to fill the space with jokes.

I laughed and laughed so much my lip burst open and collagen filler started to dribble out. I'd had a bit too much filler put in the week before.

I just don't like filming scenes where it's like, that's not how people talk. People aren't saying a joke every five seconds.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

Campy films almost create real-life cartoons.

'Trainspotting' is among my favourite films of all time.

I draw the line at filth and crude language. It seems to be an excuse for not being funny.

My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates.

I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm.

My natural way is when I'm live; I'm like that in natural conversation as well, a bit filthy.

At times I tell Kareena and Karisma that they should adopt me. Undeniably, I love to eat and booze, but I also tell them that even if I spend a lot of money, my finances will never lessen. My children are doing well, it is God's blessings.

No one finds me as funny as I find myself!

My wife doesn't cook, so we eat out every night. It's not fine dining or anything - we're not fancy people.