Quotes About Humor

Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

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In real life, people don't try to live dramatically, people try to live in a light way. People try to laugh.

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.

Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.

I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing cynicism among all Hoosiers.

Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism!

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

I am a goofy person, really. That's where my energy goes, that's how I live my life. The goof gene is very strong inside me, really.

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

The bitterest satires and noblest eulogies on married life have come from poets.

Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us.

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.

To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.

I adopt a very simple approach. I observe and reflect real life and ordinary people and sooner or later that raises a laugh.

In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester.

I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.

I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.