Quotes About Humor

I ran off stage at my first gig. Halfway through it, I forgot my lines and didn't know what to do, so I just ran out of the building down towards a lake. I was going to throw myself in, but the compere came out and said, 'No, it's going well, come back and finish the gig!'

As I ran out of grandparents at the age of 16, the only time I ever see old folk is when I'm over-taking them on a motorway, they're in my audience laughing at filth, or in any park.

Everyone calls me 'the male Jennifer Lawrence,' because I just say things because I'm random, and I do things and I don't care what people think. I think she's hilarious.

I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my humor and say things that are random. You need to understand that I'm really goofy and go with it.

There's random people calling my phone: 'Your mother gave me your number.' My mother has tried to set me up so many times long-distance.

My acting range has always been something between the two extremes of 'raises left eyebrow' and 'raises right eyebrow.'

Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.

It was comical because you're at a firing range, all these people are so seriously shooting their little guns.

I like that my dad makes it clear he's there to make you laugh, not to showcase his emotional range.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

The 'Hey now's' are delivered as people pass me. As I just get near ear range, I hear, 'Hey now!' and that's very funny.

I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

You can't fake comedy. You can't make it look beautiful or put an interesting bit of music on in the background: funny can only be funny if you're funny.

I was born to be funny.

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

It's such a lie that women go for funny men.

My dad had a great sense of humor; he was a very funny guy and did know how to laugh.

I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young.

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

I am a very funny guy.

My dad's a funny guy.

I think I'm a funny guy.

It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.