Quotes About Humor

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.'

Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of humor. I mean, let's be honest: she's ridiculous. What is her game plan?

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old.

Among politicians, I would say Sonia Gandhi is not exactly a cartoonist's delight.

There's not really a gap between my comedy and my art; it's all the same thing.

Erroll Garner is one of the few musicians I believe has a sense of humor in his music.

Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

There are no gatekeepers in children's literature. There are children who like what you write because it's funny.

You don't get to choose your voice! I was never like, 'Oh, I'll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.'

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life.

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

I love 'Top Gear'. It's my favorite show.

'Top Gear' is one of those shows that you'd love to do.

When I was on 'Top Gear' they thought it was funny I used to have a Vauxhall Cavalier convertible.

I just love the geeky comedy boys! Those are the guys I go for.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.

As blessed as I am, I clearly was not born with the twerking gene. It's safe to say that I won't be winning a twerking contest anytime soon. The robot on the other hand is a different story.

I enjoy romantic comedies in general. I like them when they're bad, I like when they're good.

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

Generating comic material can sometimes get the better of you.

Funniness is genetic.