Quotes About Humor

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

Most of what gets made now, you laugh your way through, go home and forget you've seen it.

When I go home to England, my friends all make fun of me for sounding American.

If we win 1-0, I don't care if the goalkeeper scores.

I'd say that comedy is my God-given gift.

My inspiration is the one and only godfather of comedy himself, Richard Pryor. He's the greatest.

Even the most embarrassing mishap can be spun into comedic gold.

Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.

Bob Saget is the bear from the Golden Crisp box.

I'm bad at golf.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I know bugger all about golf.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I don't have the look of a golfer. Do I look like a rock star? I didn't make it playing guitar so I started playing golf!

I think, as I've gone on, I've got a sense that there are some laughs I want, and some laughs I don't want.

When I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction.

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

If you are a good actor then you are good at comedy.

A lot of comics make good actors. Actors make bad comics. They can't do it the other way round.

Alan Arkin is a good cook.

I'm 5'2'', 5'3'' on a good day.

I think comedy is very easy. Its all in the writing. If the writing is good and you have good director it is good.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

I love Charles Barkley, he's a good friend of mine and he's a funny guy. He knows nothing about college basketball. Less than nothing.