Quotes About Humor

I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent.

I always laugh when I listen to my old stuff. I was just trying way too much back then. Doing too many harmonies and too many runs and all the crazy stuff. Rapping all funny and animated.

I'm not, like, 'comedy rapping.'

I have always had a good rapport with Kapil Sharma.

If you laugh, we just do another take. Laughter is too rare nowadays. If you can bust a gut, let it go, and we'll just go back to one.

Interesting-looking people have always been comedians, and it's rare that someone who has the choice to model ends up being a comic. Except for maybe Whitney Cummings, but that's about it. That's why she's special: because she can combine it.

It's very rare that stand-up comics have kids, because once they do, they stop doing stand-up.

I love 'Overboard!' That's such a great movie, and it's one of the first movies where it co-stars a man and a woman, and they are both equally funny. That's a very rare thing.

It's rare in satirical comedy not just to be cynical.

It's very rare to be able to do a show where the most important thing is being funny.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes. As soon as you go up in front of people, it demands laughter.

I rarely draw myself, in general, and if I do, I tend to do little cute manga-esque, almost bite-sized drawings of myself.

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

I just realized at a certain point that no matter how much writing I did, I'm still a gym rat for comedy clubs.

The great thing about ageing is that your eyesight deteriorates at the same rate as your face. So I can't see how bad things are getting.

'Movie 43' is about the hardest R Rated comedy ever.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Saturdays have become like, you know, the Boomtown Rats - 'I Don't Like Mondays.' I don't like Saturdays.

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.