Quotes About Humor

I always refer to 'Blazing Saddles' or 'Young Frankenstein' as very much the kind of humor that I like to do.

It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the joke, think an extra second and nail the right reference.

When you're hanging out with your friends, you reference books and movies, and you don't always know if your friends know what you're referencing. But you throw it out there, and if it connects, it makes people laugh.

My entire act is through and through British. I reference everything British.

Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery.

For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.'

This Englishwoman is so refined, She has no bosom and no behind.

When I was a child, I always wanted to be funny and to please people in my family. As you grow up that instinct becomes more refined, but it's still there.

Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful.

I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last Comic Standing.' And as a fan of stand-ups myself ... like, when I first discovered Sarah Silverman, I wanted to know everything about her life.

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

That's what I'm attracted to: how people face struggle - with humor - and how they handle tough situations in their lives and in conversations.

Vellimoonga' has been a game-changer and I have handled comedy in almost all the films I did after that.

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops - as handsome as he may be - and so does Angelina Jolie.

I was once described as being mediumly handsome, and that's a right-on analysis for me.

My father was a very strong male figure to me as a child. He was very dashing, had a wonderful sense of humor and was romantically handsome in the Scott Fitzgerald genre.

Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics.

The popular girls let me hang out with them because I was funny. They told me that. 'You're not popular, but you're funny.' Now all my friends are funny.

I would love to hang out with Whoopi Goldberg. I was on 'The View' once, and I didn't know how to make an in there, to be like, 'What are you doing later?' But I really love Whoopi Goldberg.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

My last toupee is hanging on the door of my living room with a tomahawk through it.