Quotes About Humor

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

I have to say Tim Thomerson is one of the funniest people I've ever met.

Sometimes I am lucky enough to hang out with Tim Key and he is constantly funny. Every moment. When I haven't seen him for a bit I do his voice in my head to entertain myself.

My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.

The first time I saw Tim Minchin live, it was his 2008 show 'Ready for This?' in a very big room at the Pleasance during the Edinburgh fringe.

When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry.

'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.

If you speak to his friends like Adam Sandler, David Spade or Tim Meadows - the people he came up with at 'SNL' - they would all agree that Norm was the purest amongst them. He was the comic's comic.

I am a jolly person. I love to laugh and make people laugh all the time.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

A lot of time, people enter the most depressing situations, and they are the funniest people on Earth, because they have to be. It's a coping mechanism.

I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks.

Someone said Anderson Silva and GSP would be a $12 million fight. I told people that for $12 million, I'd fight them both right now. At the same time. People took that as 'He's going to fight again.' It was a joke. But if you came up with $12 million, yeah, of course I will fight again.

In comedy, looking back is more important than looking around at your contemporaries because they are too much influenced by the same time period as you are.

I sent an ex of mine an enormous oil painting of me as a housewarming gift. It was one of the most elaborate and time-consuming practical jokes I've ever done.

I try not to rely on pop culture references as a crutch for jokes, because then, I think, that's when the timelessness quality is lost.

'SNL' is this part of American culture with a certain timelessness to it.

The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I had, like, 11 jobs. I've been fired 11 times! 'Cause I'm not cut for that. You know, I was a great employee, man. Everybody loved me coming to work - I'm singing, tellin' jokes on the assembly line. I was miserable, man. I was dying. I was dying.

I'm very bad at ending sentences. A lot times I just want to say, 'That's the end of my sentence. I have nothing more to say.'

I have daddy issues. So I keep tissues on me at all times.