Quotes About Humor

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

I don't understand boys - just ask my husband.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

There are still movies where females are just there to be cool, or they are there to lambaste their husbands and scold. But female comedy characters are changing for the better.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

As a child I wanted to be a kind of hybrid of Ferris Beuller, Ace Ventura, Bette Midler, and Lucille Ball.

It's no big secret that 'thinking' women, since they are already gifted with fully functioning brains, are more than happy to have a yummy not-so-smart man in their lives. All we ask for is a sense of humor, a sense of hygiene, and the sense to not cheat.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I really wanted to be on Six Feet Under as a corpse. That would be hysterical.

I love Sian Brooke so much; she's hysterical.

If the writing is good, then the writing is already funny. All you have to do is make this funny writing true to the very deepest of your heart, and the fact that you are capable of making this true will be hysterical.

I'm a great audience myself. I tried to keep in the background while others were on, but sometimes I'd just get hysterical.

Erinn Hayes is hysterical in person, and I love that.

I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.

It's been a joke my entire life, because I'm quite limby, I'm very uncoordinated. Everyone finds it hysterical that I've started dancing.

I had to learn to jog because I run like a fish. All my friends found the thought of me running on screen hysterical because I do absolutely no exercise.

It's hysterical that I'm going to marry a garbage man.

I'm not going to be the one who screams and yells at people, but the one who makes things hysterical.

I can't dance on ice, because I'm like Bambi on ice.

John Goodman has such a good way of breaking the ice. He's so good at being himself. A lot of people aren't really good at that. He knows that he's a legend. He knows that he's one of the greatest.

I know, being a band that's mostly gay and has women in it, I just think that there are the male icon bands: they are always - and they deserve it - but they are always touted as, 'These guys are heavy-duty.' I think bands, because we have a sense of humor, we are not always taken as seriously.

'Seinfeld' was an amazing show. It's iconic and defined a whole generation of comedy writers - but by their own admission, that show was about nothing.

I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.

Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier.