Quotes About Politics

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

Keep good relations with the Grecians.

It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

I don't need a president with a bucket list!

Donald Trump's humor is hostile to a fault.

I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some-some doctrine gets subscribed to me.

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.

The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

I read the first few, " said Jackaby. "I've instructed my duck to just file the rest directly under P. I left it to him to decide if that was for politics or paranoia.

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn't mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOUSE...AND THE SENATE.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

Six wives the King's had now.' Barak's words dragged me from my reverie. 'We can't even get one between us.

I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin, " Beranabus grunts.

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

There is no such thing as separation of church and state. It is merely a figment of the imagination of infidels.

I believe this notion of separation of church and state was the figment of some infidel's imagination.