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Quotes About Drunk

He smiled. The ability to drink and not grow drunk—an advantage of pewter that nobody had told him about. There had to be a way to use such a skill.
~ Brandon Sanderson
Yeah, yeah," Wayne said. "That too. But if I could get everybody drunk, think how much happier this city would be." "So long as you get me drunk first, I'd be fine with it." She held out her cup to him. "Top a lady off, will you?
~ Brandon Sanderson
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
~ Henny Youngman
Naktis kybojo virš žem?s, aštri kaip durklas, girta kaip pamiš?l?.
~ Henry Miller
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
~ Ronald Biggs
Work like it is your passion, vision, and mission. Love like you are drunk with love without intermission.
~ Debasish Mridha
Never make a decision when you are in panic or drunk
~ Stephen Moore
Looking as sharp as Sweeney Todd's razor, Roger struck a formidable figure as he donned his smart clothes and tie. At times, he would often talk of the night of his career when he fought John Conteh. He took the defeat of that match very personally and would often punch out a drunk who scoffed at his midlands accent and his past pride and glory.
~ Stephen Richards
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
~ Jonathan Brandis
Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to please themselves, and to mix a little liberally in their feasts the influence of Dionysos, that good deity who restores to younger men their gaiety and to old men their youth...fit to inspire old men with mettle to divert themselves in dancing and music; things of great use, and that they dare not attempt when sober.
~ Michel de Montaigne
The stairwell smelled of piss and stale beer—two stages in a conjugation that usually ends with "dead-drunk guy facedown in his own vomit.
~ Mike Carey
It was vertigo. A heady, insuperable longing to fall. We might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. Aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than stand up to it. He is drunk with weakness, wishes to grow even weaker, wishes to fall down in the middle of the main square in front of everybody, wishes to be down, lower than down. -Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, p. 76
~ Milan Kundera
It was vertigo. A heady, insuperable longing to fall. We might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. Aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than stand up to it. He is drunk with weakness, wishes to grow even weaker, wishes to fall down in the middle of the main square in front of everybody, wishes to be down, lower than down.
~ Milan Kundera
Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only then do you know what it is.
~ Rajneesh
High school basically continued with bouts of her getting drunk and then stopping for a day. There was not one major moment or birthday celebration during which she could remain sober. I learned how to plan my joy. I would front-load my birthdays with breakfast activities or plan to be with her for only the beginning of an event. Then I would go off to be with friends and know that that would be the last I would see of my mother's real facial expressions.
~ Brooke Shields
door slams open at 2:30am) Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK! said Wilson. I guess Wilson, now get out, moaned Scott
~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
Late on the night of August 27, with a warm breeze at his back and nine cold Budweisers in his belly, Keith Higstrom decided to go hunting. His friends declined to accompany him, as Keith was as clumsy and unreliable a shooter as he was a drunk.
~ Carl Hiaasen
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.
~ Terry Pratchett
Is that the drink with the vodka? Because- No, said Lady Margolotta quietly. This, I am afraid, is the other kind. Still, ve have that in common, don't ve? Neither of us drinks...alcohol. I believe you vere an alcoholic, Sir Samuel. No, said Vimes, completely taken aback. I was a drunk. You have to be richer than I was to be an alcoholic.
~ Terry Pratchett
Broadly, therefore, the three even now lurching across the deserted planks of the Brass Bridge were dead drunk assassins and the men behind them were bent on inserting the significant comma.
~ Terry Pratchett
But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context, but Mustrum Ridcully was kind enough to enlighten me.
~ Terry Pratchett
It was easy to respect an invisible god. It was the ones that turned up everywhere, often drunk, that put people off.
~ Terry Pratchett
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
~ Tom Waits
I'm driving," Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he'd done it a hundred times. "You're drunk." I wished. "I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content." "If you needed water, why didn't you drink water?" "I don't like water.
~ Karen Chance