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Quotes About Philosophy

So then, what do you believe in? Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.
~ Woody Allen
Yeah, that's what the present is. It's a little unsatisfying because life's a little unsatisfying.
~ Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
~ Woody Allen
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
~ Woody Allen
Tant que l'homme sera mortel, il ne sera jamais décontracté.
~ Woody Allen
O'Rouke'un orada bir bira içerken olanlar?n bir muhasebesini yapmaya çal??t?m. İşler kar???kt?. Sokrates intihar etmiÅŸti... Ya da öyle olduÄŸunu söylüyorlard?. İsa öldürülmüÅŸtü. Nietzsche ise delirmiÅŸti. EÄŸer yukar?da biri varsa bile kimsenin bunu bilmesini istemiyor gibiydi.
~ Woody Allen
But the arguments we had over free will and monads, while heated, were never as combatative as the ones we had over our marriage. I knew I was in trouble when, in one philosophical discussion, Harlene proved I didn't exist.
~ Woody Allen
Muerte (Una comedia) Anna: Mientras no se trate de algo agradable, ningún momento es el adecuado
~ Woody Allen
Dios (Una comedia) DORIS (filosóficamente: Las personas creen tantas veces comprender la realidad cuando no hacen otra cosa realmente que corresponder a su <>
~ Woody Allen
bullshit french post-war rationalizing
~ Woody Allen
Mi apología Al final , la valerosa muerte de Sócrates confirió a su vida auténtico significado, algo de lo que mi existencia carece totalmente.
~ Woody Allen
El hombre inconsistente ¿Quién sabe? ¿Vivirá todavía a finales de de la semana que viene? Bueno, si vive, allí estaré, y si no. ¿Qué más da? Resulta cruel dicho así, pero ¿no es cruel también la vida?
~ Woody Allen
Like Bertrand Russell, I feel a great sadness for the human race. Unlike Bertrand Russell, I can't do long division.
~ Woody Allen
Well, as someone who's never had any interest in a legacy, what can I say? I'm eighty-four; my life is almost half over. At my age, I'm playing with house money.
~ Woody Allen
I'm an existential teleological aetheist. I believe there is an underlying intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.
~ Woody Allen
I was with Billy Graham once, and he said that even if it turned out in the end that there is no God and the universe is empty, he would still have had a better life than me. I understand that. If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life.
~ Woody Allen
Some people see the glass half empty, some see it half full. I always saw the coffin half full.
~ Woody Allen
Jednak zasadniczy problem brzmi: Czy co? jest tam, na zewn?trz? I dlaczego? I czy musi tak ha?asowa??
~ Woody Allen
Sophocles said to never have been born may be the greatest boon of all.
~ Woody Allen
No es que tenga miedo de morir, es que no quiero estar aquí cuando ocurra.
~ Woody Allen
but to pun on no less a maven than Blaise Pascal, "The art has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of.
~ Woody Allen
death is not in opposition to life but a natural part of it...
~ Woody Allen
As I got older, not just extinction but the meaninglessness of existence became clearer to me. I ran into the same question that bugged the former prince of Denmark: Why suffer the slings and arrows when I can just wet my nose, insert it into the light socket, and never have to deal with anxiety, heartache, or my mother's boiled chicken ever again?
~ Woody Allen
You can tell from my movies; while some are entertaining, no idea I ever had is going to start any new religion.
~ Woody Allen