Quotes About Philosophy

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat

You say: I am not free. But I have raised and lowered my arm. Everyone understands that this illogical answer is an irrefutable proof of freedom.

All theory is against the freedom of the will; all experience for it

Freedom has no history.

Political freedom is a political reading of the Bible

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.

The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.

We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to be educated, but we should rather believe the philosophers who say that only the educated are free

They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.

I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously.

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Nothing true can be said about God from a posture of defense.

O s? înot pe burt? o zi, dou?, un an, pân? obosesc bine, apoi pe spate, apoi într-o dung?. Apoi într-un deget, apoi într-un fir de p?r, apoi într-un fir de suflet, apoi într-o r?suflare, apoi într-un geam?t. Ies eu la mal.

Uite, daca-mi strang sufletul, nu se prinde nimic in el. Oricum, am ajuns departe, foarte departe. O mai fi ceva? Arborii cresc, le dau mugurii, le pica frunzele si se intreaba: o mai fi ceva? Oamenii iubesc, stau de vorba si mor. O mai fi ceva? Mortii tac. Scruteaza vesnicia si tac. Lasa iarba sa-i faca optimisti pana in toamna. Atunci mor din nou peste moartea lor veche, gramada. Si tac, si tac, si tac.