Quotes About Philosophy

Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.

We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

An unexamined idea, to paraphrase Socrates, is not worth having and a society whose ideas are never explored for possible error may eventually find its foundations insecure.

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do.

I don't accept flowers. I take nothing perishable.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself.

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

Is an egg a vegetable?