Quotes About Philosophy

A lot of the stuff Kafka said he thought was hilariously funny.

The sky already fell. Now what?

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Once a Buddha, always a Buddha, Sam. Dust off some of your old parables. You have about fifteen minutes.' Sam held out his hand. "Give me some tobacco and a paper.

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.

There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

Existence is.. well.. what does it matter? I exist on the best terms I can. The past is now part of my future. The present is well out of hand.

The past is certain, the future obscure.

Why ponder thus the future to foresee, and jade thy brain to vain perplexity? Cast off thy care, leave Allah's plans to him – He formed them all without consulting thee.

Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.

I don't want a future, I want a present. To me this appears of greater value. You have a future only when you have no present, and when you have a present, you forget to even think about the future.

Time is the most undefinable yet paradoxical of things; the past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past, even while we attempt to define it.

The future doesn't exist. It hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist. It has already happened.

Time present and time past Are both perhaps present in time future, And time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present All time is unredeemable.

There is no past or future. Using tenses to divide time is like making chalk marks on water.

The curriculum of the future will be what one might call the humanistic curriculum.

Some philosophers see into themselves, and some into their times; still others forge an alliance with the future.

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state?

Here is the rule to remember in the future, When anything tempts you to be bitter: not, 'This is a misfortune' but 'To bear this worthily is good fortune.'

If the future and the past really exist, where are they?