Quotes About Age

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Being in love doesn't have an age limit, so I don't know why people always say your to young. I might be young but I know how I feel.

I hate being young but I don't want to be old.

You can't put off being young until you retire.

I may be young, but I am wise. I may be inexperienced, but I am driven. I may be shy, but I am passionate. Age is just a number and life is endless.

You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Just because I'm younger, doesn't make you wiser.

No matter how old we get,we can be still young at heart. But with the benefit of a well-lived lifetime of knowledge and wisdom.

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

Confidence is a plant of slow growth; especially in an aged bosom

Death comes not to the living soul, nor age to the loving heart.

A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.'

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.